Another set of observations which you may relate to...some are obscure, obnoxious....ummm and nerdy!!!
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More weird you
are, the better you can think or more precisely think resourcefully. Weirdness
quotient in men is directly proportional
to the time one has remained single(P.S This doesn't imply that girls make men
more human, but men don't think when they are around women)
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It’s a fact that
when a person falls in love, his/her nerve receptor formation is faster hence better
brain processing.....but after that what????(If you want an answer please ask
those who have fallen for someone)
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The sweetness in
voice is inversely proportional to hotness quotient.(This is how males fall
prey to go for blind dates)
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An average male
daydreams more than repeats of movie "Indra-The Tiger" on movie
channels.
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This is an actual
fact!!! An average person of the age 30 in India encounters 3 Malayalee nurses
out of 5 average visits to a hospital(Important note: No offense against
Malayalees ,I love them but facts can't be ignored)
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People who think
Harry Potter was written before Lord of the Rings, I'm extremely sorry for you
guys.
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| No similarities other than above mentioned |
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Michael Crichton
wrote Jurassic Park, which was later adapted by Steven Spielberg as the film
"Jurassic Park"
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Whatever musical
instrument you play except the Drums and especially Guitar, you will always be
the bore guy.(Psst nobody cares)
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Women are good teachers,
the percentage of civilized males has been on the rise since people falling
into relationships have increased(Look around and you'll find it, sarcasm
implied)
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Playing Arsenal
FC can make even Emily Heskey look like Zlatan Ibrahimovic(though many would
argue comparisons with Mr.Zlatan, he is better than people think)
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| Is it a trick??? |
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If you score
against Arsenal, don't think you can score against any team, if you think so
you are a douchebag.
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