So Stupid of me!!!

Some random Conclusions(NOTE: These are author’s views you are free to contradict) o.O

·         Things which people find boring are generally nerdy (psst let them read this).

·         Things which students find boring are always study related.

·         Things which girls find boring are always good...e.g football, booze, bikes, cars, ummm sex!!!

·         Things which teenagers find boring are generally told by adults.

·         Things which are banned,illegal or aren't morally right the most tempting.

·         There are more Manchester United fans than population of India.

·        An 'average' Manu fan still believes Ronaldo plays for Manchester United(word of caution:please don't faint if some actually say it was the Brazilian Ronaldo)

·       An average engineering student spends his time more on honing his shorthand script and memory than actually studying Engineering.

·     An average CA student is the most hardworking guy of the lot.(My engineering friends would not appreciate because they work more on things.....but things which are better not mentioned)

·         Violin is the saddest instrument ever created....courtesy Mohabbatein n Shahrukh Khan.

Simple strip of how violinists in India are treated

·         If you know how to strum a guitar string....You ROCK brooooo!!!!!(Implied sarcasm,no offense)

·         You can find a Ted and a Barney around you but no Marshall because there are no lilies out there.

·         The only thing Guys waste their most time on.....Selecting their Fantasy premier league team for the next gameweek.

·         Half of the people(did I quote a higher number?? *surprised*) who use smartphones never actually use it to the fullest extent.(Most of them are content with playing HD games or logging on to Facebook,making calls and receiving them, texting)

·         Ignorance is bliss.....you may never want to know what your gf/bf did last summer!!!!

Hope i can come up with more of these!!!

Fukatgiri

fukat : Free(primary definition), can also be used to describe someone without "sensible" work.

In a world which is moving so fast....keeping up with the pace is so essential that being "fukat" is a crime. Currently i'm enjoying this status along with many of my friends who are waiting for their joinings in respective jobs. Being an engineer(though not the actual brainy,nerdy one), I always had some kind of work to do even in the least hectic of times.....be it writing assignments, doing presentations, attending lectures(did i attend all?? :O )  or even just traveling to college. Day had enough exciting things to do rather than staring at the pc, being on social networking websites and doing nothing constructive. 

People in your neighborhood stare at you like they have seen the Hannibal himself. Children in your apartment tell you," Uncle ghar pe hi baithe ho toh aajao humare saath khelne." and many things you hear during these trying times. Being on Facebook does not do good to you.....the same old friends, same Hi-Byes. It seems like you are doing a repeat of the FiveStar Ad(Ramesh-Suresh) on the chat window.

Being fukat has its own set of pros and cons as every other activity has.

Sleep ....Eat.....Sleep.....Eat......Sleep. The easiest thing to do.
Create Records in CRICKET07 like these(courtesy: Aniket Katkar)

Explore Youtube for the worst possible songs you never heard.....try to hear them and I'm sure you     will laugh your asses off .......click here .Just meet your best buddies everyday to recreate the college adda atmosphere which you miss the most. Make sure you finish off all the best of the Sitcoms: HYMYM,Big Bang,Two n Half men,etc and obviously what men want. 

But on a serious note ,do things you always wanted to do, be it going to treks the whole time even if it burns a hole in your pocket...learn singing or dancing or musical instrument you always wanted to learn. This time might not come again, so its like a small window provided  to you, collect memories which will last a lifetime. You never know...even Steve Jobs was fukat for sometime during which he learned Calligraphy which he used in Macintosh...dots always can be joined in the future.